lunes, noviembre 13, 2006

MSFirefox?

Esta mañana en mi correo recibia un e-milio bastante peculiar: Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional.

Le doy click en el enlace y mi primera impresion al ver un video, bastante bien terminado fue: Ya valio Firefox!, pero luego segui leyendo en la características algo estaba raro... mis dudas se disolvieron cuando llegue al punto de:

  • RSS (Real Simple Sex)

    RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls.
jejeje.. ya aca ya todo se aclaraba... luego revise en soporte:

How do I install/uninstall Microsoft Firefox?

For installation, simple visit:
  1. Here and download the appropriate version of Microsoft Firefox compatible with your operating system.
  2. Follow the online instructions.
* Note: Previous installations of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, will automatically be overwritten. The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox.

j ajajjaa.. ya a estas alturas me estaba matando de la risa... que mas decirle de los otros links de Career, etc... pero aca les dejo con los requerimientos:

System Requirements

Below are the minimum requirements your computer needs to run Microsoft Firefox. Some components may require additional system resources not outlined below.

Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).


Computer/Processor
Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)
Operating Systems
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)
Memory
To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB
Drive
Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)
Display/Graphics
1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)
Peripherals
Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)
Software
Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)
Credit Card
Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.

j ajajaja... definitivamente, se han currado bien esta paginita con uno de los temores que ya se sienten: Microsoft Firefox.... esperemos que nunca se llegue a esto, pero por cualquir cosa, ya estamos usando IceWeasel: Ice is not Fire, Weasel is not Fox.

Aca les dejo el link para que se rian un rato.
Aca ICEWEASEL.


1 comentario:

Anónimo dijo...

ola amigo pero lamentablemente la pagina no existe dime como era el video no lo tiene s por ahi para que me lopases aquie te dejo mi cuaenta de hotmail inuyasha_z_2@hotmailc.om